Karl Malone Still Has a Flip Phone, Refers to It as a "Masterpiece"
Karl Malone is man who yearns for the old days, when cell phones had dialpads, there was only one kind of iPod, and Woodrow Wilson was in the White House.
Malone insists that his flip phone is a "masterpiece," and that its timeless design will be coming back in style shortly. While that seems like a longshot, at least he has got a friend in Andrew Luck. [@HPBasketball via FTW]