LSU fan sneaks past security to bribe Nick Saban to leave Alabama

One LSU fan really, really wants Nick Saban to leave Alabama.
So much so that he sneaked past security at the SEC spring meetings and made the Crimson Tide coach a simple offer: $5,000 to leave Alabama forever.
Why? He's just sick and tired of losin'.
"He has given me so much pain," the kid told Outkick the Coverage.
"I go to the LSU-Alabama games, I sit there in the fourth quarter, LSU is up, and I think this is the year and then I just see Saban just run away with it."
Alabama has run away with 12 of the last 16 meetings against LSU, including the 2012 BCS National Championship Game.
LSU did beat Saban his first time out as Tide head coach, and won two straight in 2010 and the famous 9-6 game in 2011.
And there was the 2019 matchup, when Joe Burrow led that record-breaking offense all the way to the national title.
Otherwise, it's been all Crimson.
“I am a die-hard LSU fan,” the kid said, adding he has nothing against Saban personally.
“I build myself up on Fridays thinking this is the year we’re gonna beat him, we’re gonna beat ’em. They have the lead and then they just blow up. I just think that I can’t believe I just witnessed another Saban beatdown again.”
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