Kansas City Royals' Michael Massey Pulls a Randy Johnson, Blows Up a Bird

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The Kansas City Royals hadn't even started their game with the Pittsburgh Pirates, and yet their lineup was already doing damage at PNC Park.
As reported by MLB.com's Anne Rogers, second baseman Michael Massey hit a bird during batting practice Friday evening. The bird exploded on contact and required a member of the grounds crew to scoop it off the field with a shovel.
No footage has been shared of the incident, but MLB.com's Alex Stumpf posted a photo of the deceased bird getting removed from the infield grass.
News: A bird just got Randy Johnson’d during Royals BP pic.twitter.com/vEgdaadbwp
— Alex Stumpf (@AlexJStumpf) September 13, 2024
Of course, this brings to mind when Randy Johnson hit a bird with a pitch during a Spring Training game on March 24, 2001. Like Massey, Johnson famously blew up the bird, resulting in a viral video clip that has persisted for over two decades.
20 years ago today, Randy Johnson hit a bird with his fastball. Never forget. pic.twitter.com/nKezbs6nuT
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 24, 2021
Per Baseball Savant, Massey's average exit velocity this season is 89.4 miles per hour, placing him just above league average. Batting practice data is obviously not taken into account, though, so it remains to be seen how fast Massey's deadly line drive was actually traveling.
Massey is batting .259 with a .744 OPS and a 1.4 WAR this season, all of which are career highs. He has racked up 13 home runs, 13 doubles, 40 RBI, 41 runs and 74 hits through 85 games, having missed a full month between May and June.
The 26-year-old infielder is batting .286 with a .919 OPS since Sept. 4, helping the Royals post a 5-2 record in that span. With Kansas City still looking to lock up one of the three AL Wild Card spots at 80-67, Massey's contributions have proven critical to their playoff push.
Massey is starting at second base and batting fifth in the lineup against the Pirates on Friday night. First pitch from Pittsburgh is scheduled for 6:40 p.m. ET.
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