Christian McCaffrey hilariously narrates wife Olivia Culpo's makeup routine

Newlyweds Christian McCaffrey and Olivia Culpo have been all over the headlines this summer.
First, it was their lavish, star-studded wedding at a hoity toity Rhode Island estate. Then, Miss Universe (and Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA) shared wedding footage of McCaffrey’s mom crushing the dance floor as 49ers starting quarterback Brock Purdy dorkily danced along.
Christian McCaffrey’s mom has mad skills on the dance floor 🔥
— Coach Yac 🗣 (@Coach_Yac) July 8, 2024
Brock Purdy is loving every second of it 💀
H/T: @kendogg49ers pic.twitter.com/uU4u8nrDyh
Next up, it was the comedic beef that arose between the Niners franchise running back and his former Carolina Panthers teammate, former NFL MVP Cam Newton, for not inviting him to the wedding of the summer.
"Is it because of the Brock Purdy beef?,” Newton joked. “Was Brock there?" If you haven’t watched the epic comedic rant, it’s worth a watch.
Cam Newton reacts to not being invited to #49ers Christian McCaffrey’s wedding 💀 pic.twitter.com/KKKs9LbtVt
— 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 (@TheSFNiners) July 11, 2024
McCaffrey jokily clapped back as to why.
CMC’s response is epic 😂 pic.twitter.com/krhsJHmJby
— 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 (@TheSFNiners) July 11, 2024
Now the cherry on top. McCaffrey gives the play-by-play of his wife’s intense beauty routine
HOW AM I JUST SEEING THIS 😂😂😂😂
— kendyll ❤️💛 #fttb 🍉 (@kendogg49ers) July 11, 2024
CMC narrating Olivia’s makeup routine pic.twitter.com/Pr39q6LBsZ
“Beat myself with this egg multiple times”: this might be our favorite line. Forget the beating that the 49ers running back takes every week.
It’s his wife that is the true gladiator.
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