Nick Kurtz's girlfriend has one-word reaction to his 'best game ever' in MLB history

ESPN insider Jeff Passan, never one to exaggerate, said about Nick Kurtz's historic performance, "There's a genuine argument it is the best game ever."

Kurtz, the 22-year-old rookie sensation, has done the impossible - made us write about the Athletics, probably the most embarrassing franchise in all of American professional sports who weaseled their way to Las Vegas as they moonlight in Sacramento.

No MLB player in the 150-year history of baseball has had Kurtz's state line of six hits, six runs, and eight RBIs, not to mention four home runs.

His 19 total bases tied Shawn Green's record for a single game, and Kurtz beat him by one RBI.

So what did Kurtz's college sweetheart and girlfriend from Wake Forest Ally Elia (also reported as Ally Eliea) have to say about it?

"Insanity," she wrote on her Instagram Stories, reposting the four home run graphic from the MLB's official account.

That's the perfect way to describe it.

Known as the "Big Amish," because he grew up in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, famous for its big Amish population, he was literally unknown to the casual sports fan before last night. Because, well, he plays for the soon-to-be Las Vegas A's.

Nick Kurtz just had one of the greatest games in baseball history.

6 for 6 with four home runs, six runs and eight RBIs.

He is a 22-year-old rookie. pic.twitter.com/jcpKdJBUqk
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 26, 2025

His July numbers are truly historic, so it might not be too long before Kurtz becomes a household name for good.

The Big Amish continues to churn out extra-base hits!

Nick Kurtz is having one of the best months we've ever seen from a player - let alone a rookie! pic.twitter.com/Kn0uS3HimY
— MLB (@MLB) July 26, 2025

And last night was the first time his godparents had seen him play in the major leagues. They might have to stick around for awhile.

Now imagine what could happen when Ally shows up!

A’s rookie Nick Kurtz greets his parents and godparents after the game of his life. It was the first time his godparents had seen him play a big league game. His parents flew in today to attend. pic.twitter.com/7FSVUbj8XW
— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) July 26, 2025

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