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The mother listened closely as her daughter continued.
"And she made me eat broken glass and then she took her hair off and it was all covered with blood and she took me the top of a building, and she turned into a vampire and she threw me off."
AnnMaria, amused, wrote an email detailing her daughter's fiction to the head of the speech department. The equally entertained department head, who knew Ronda still struggled pronouncing V's, wrote back, "I just want to know, when she said vampire, did she get the 'V' sound right?"