Step into the office of the guy with the third-best completion percentage in NFL history. A guy who every single QB-needy team should be salivating over right now, as he marches toward free agency. O.K., it’s more of a cubicle—about what you’d expect for, say, a junior salesperson—but Kirk Cousins has a new workspace at 21300 Redskins Park Drive, and SI pulled up a swivel chair to talk about fatherhood and the franchise tag, Trump the Divider and Jesus the Gambler, nerdiness and—ahem—frugality.