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Did You See That?

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SI Staff
Publish date:
Mar 28, 2014

Did You See That?

Warrior Dash

Welcome to another sizzling installment of <italics>Did You See That?</italics>, the weekly gallery that always strives to meet only the highest, most rigorous intellectual standards. Let's warm up with these palookas rising to the challenge of the World's Largest Obstacle Race Series way down yonder in Smithville, Texas.

Stephanie McMahon, Triple H

WWE's Chief Brand Officer collars SI.com's own Scooby Axson at the gala premiere of<italics> Scooby Doo! WrestleMania Mystery</italics> in New York City's Tribeca Cinemas. The animated flick featuring Triple H (the smirking gent on the right) and others of his ilk is being hailed as "a poignant look at the contemporary social scene" by people who haven't actually seen it, but would surely like you to believe otherwise.

Yoko Ono

With help from adoring, petrol-tossing music lovers, the legendary performance artist belted out the timeless classic <italics>A Hot Time In The Old Time Tonight</italics> at Cafe OTO in London. As the liner notes for the tune note, <italics>Hot Time</italics> is "Another song from that glorious era when you had no worries other than Germany invading your country, catching a deadly influenza, and marrying your cousin. First written in 1896, this song is a real catchy rag!"

Jonas Hiller

Meanwhile at the Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, the Anaheim Ducks netminder warmed up for a match against the Flames by levitating a tennis ball with sheer, steely willpower.

Lisa Marie, Holly Madison, Claire Sinclair

The singer, the TV personality, and the Playmate of the Year gave the ol' fish face to the one-year anniversary celebration of "Pin Up" at the Stratosphere Casino Hotel in Vegas. Billed as "a fast-paced, swingin' entertainment production that will transport audiences to an era where red lips, corsets and garter stockings grace the most beautiful of women," the extravaganza is yet another glossy artifact "from that glorious era when you had no worries other than Germany invading your country, catching a deadly influenza, and marrying your cousin."

Sophia Bush

Check, please: Sports hernia-hobbled defenseman Tom Gilbert of the Florida Panthers gamely corralled a King for the benefit and amusement of the <italics>One Tree Hill</italics> star during an exciting NHL tilt at Staples Center in LA.

Game of Thrones

Speaking of kings, here we have the royally popular HBO series' attractive "fan experience" at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, Noo Yawk.

G.H.W. and Barbara Bush

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Johnny "Football" Manziel, the nation's beloved NFL prospect, was greeted by his receiving corps before a private workout on the Texas A&M campus.

Manziel's private workout

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According to reports from our spies, Johnny aced the dog-walking and pooch punt portion of his session in College Station, Texas. The canines were kindly provided by the former First Lady.

Leech therapy

In medicinal news this week, a patient had his dogs fixed in Srinagar, Kashmir. In this centuries-old alternative treatment, practitioners use leeches to remove impure blood from disaffected patients. For those of you keeping score at home, the leeches seen here are (<italics>from left to right; or right to left if you only read Hebrew</italics>) Brian, Rick, Tom, Vonta, Reggie and Terry.

Soccer fan

Like movies about gladiators? So do these young Chelsea partisans who posed with Delta Airlines personnel before a big battle with Arsenal at Stamford Bridge in London.

Premier League merch

Dignified duds for sale outside Stamford Bridge where Chelsea kicked Arse by a score of 6-nil (or 6-zilch, 6-bupkis, 6-nada, 6-nuttin', if you don't speak football-ese).

International Bikini Model Search

The search goes on and you'll just have to keep looking at the field for the annual Nightclub & Bar Convention and Trade Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

PBR Booth

In this week's big technology news, the makers of Pabst Blue Ribbon ingeniously combined the best aspects of the dunk tank and the drunk tank by filling vats with suds so bikini models could test their swimwear during the annual Nightclub & Bar Convention and Trade Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

Australian League action

And a little somethin' for the ladies: This admirably chiseled lad graciously displayed the male variant of "Cooper's droop" on the pitch at Coopers Stadium during the round 24 scrum between Adelaide United and Sydney FC in the Land Down Undies.