Philadelphia Area School Prepares for Dallas Week by Turning Cowboys Into Literal Punching Bags

‘Abbott Elementary’ is a documentary.

Young Eagles fans prepare for Cowboys week. / @AlexHolleyFOX29 / X

The Eagles face off against the Cowboys this Sunday in an NFC East rivalry matchup. While the rivalry between the two sides is widely known, for those outside of the madness, some of the spectacle may look ridiculous.

Case and point: Here is some news footage showing Philadelphia-area school children beating the crap out of some punching bags adorned with the faces of star Cowboys players. Is this overkill? To everyone who isn’t an Eagles fan, probably. To everyone else? Go Birds.

NOBODY:

PHILLY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS DURING DALLAS WEEK: pic.twitter.com/4apHkb39gq

— Alex Holley (@AlexHolleyFOX29) November 21, 2025

The students, who are technically in nearby Camden, N.J. but still obviously a part of the Philly family, seem delighted by the impromptu prep rally. Fans online seemed to enjoy the bit as well.

Means more here. https://t.co/XbTP0B4QCH

— random person who likes sports (@PhillyFink) November 21, 2025

So Abbott elementary isn’t exaggerating at all when it comes to this stuff lmao this got Miss Schemmenti written all over it https://t.co/CWOJqFcEWb

— Michael Cera on a Friday (@Saadaification) November 21, 2025

philly fans are on a whole nother level https://t.co/Ajy7NFPvgp

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) November 22, 2025

https://t.co/kVnkai3q48 pic.twitter.com/ML70Tjqf8q

— shamus (@shamus_clancy) November 21, 2025

If you ever hear someone from Philly joke that Abbott Elementary or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia are actually documentaries, this is what they are talking about.

Kickoff between the Eagles and Cowboys is set for 4:25 p.m. ET on Sunday.

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