Wednesday November 30th, 2016

Paul Pierce Is Getting Too Old For This Stuff

Paul Pierce is 39 and in his 19th NBA season. So forgive him if he blows a wide-open dunk every now and then (though he missed it by jumping too far, which isn't a symptom of age). Chris Paul made light of the embarrassing miss by jokingly giving Pierce CPR. Unfortunately for the Clippers, they lost to one of the five worst teams in basketball and Doc Rivers lost his mind after being ejected. 

Bodybuilder Slaps Judge

You probably don't want to get on Giannis Magos's bad side. The Greek bodybuilder thought he had the 2016 International Federation of Bodybuilders Diamond Cup locked up, but upon losing he slapped a longtime judge in the face before pulling out his penis. Not sure what he was trying to accomplish with that last move, and luckily it was not caught on video.

Al Horford's Sister vs. Boston Radio Host

This was a pretty one-sided feud. Also, the radio host in question (Michael Felger) is a super-troll and my least favorite person in Boston, so I'm glad she put him in his place

Emily Pemberton: Lovely Lady of the Day

From the "how have I never featured her" department, I present Emily Pemberton. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery). 

20 Ugly/Amazing Sports Holiday Sweaters

I'm not a Washington fan but want need the Kirk Cousins holiday sweater.

What Would Your British Name Be?

Not sure how "Andy" became "Hassan," but that's my British name. What's yours?

Dear Taco Bell. Please Stop.

Who in his/her right mind would order a Quesadilla stuffed with Cheetos?

The Perfect Christmas Gift

Mel Gibson Looks Different Than I Remember

Odds & Ends

Curt Schilling gives zero you-know-whats right now so I doubt he cares about losing a HOF vote ...  Sammy Sosa spent some quality time with Miss Dominican Republic 2015 Clarissa Molina ... Remember when NBA refs used to call double dribble? ... One reason to bet on Patriots over Rams ... The best sports bras for women with big busts ... Meet the best bowler in Texas ... I had no idea 71-year-old Steve Martin is married to someone nearly half his age ... Here's what happens when you flush an airplane toilet.

Friendship > Defense

Prank War: Tom Brady vs. Matt Cassel

Cleveland's Best Quarterback

Who Covered It Best: Sloop John B

FYI: This is my favorite song in the whole world right now.

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