Twitter Roundup: Week 4 Laff Riot

Tracking the zeitgeist of college football’s fourth weekend through social media:

Tracking the zeitgeist of college football’s fourth weekend through social media:

How about ULM's two biggest fans tonight - Willie (Duck Dynasty) and SBC commish - go Warhawks pic.twitter.com/cI4Wvtx2

— Karl Benson (@kbcommish) September 22, 2012

Everyone in ESPN's opening sequence at UL-Monroe looks like they have rabies.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 22, 2012

I keep wishing Monroe was the War Hogs instead of Warhawks. Can't you just see a pig on sidelines w a suit of armor riding a horse? Sigh.

— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 22, 2012

THERE'S A PICTURE OF A GIRL DEMONSTRATING A TORNADO IN A BOTTLE IN MONROE'S GRADUATE CATALOG.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) September 22, 2012

Reminder: We just watched a half of that involved five different guys throwing the ball.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 22, 2012

It's okay, Baylor's defense will adjust and shut down UL-M. You know, b/c that's what Baylor's defense is known for.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) September 22, 2012

Plan on doing the SEC chant when ULM beats Baylor. War Hawks are our hottest team, y'all.

— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) September 22, 2012

LOTS OF EMPTY SEATS IN GAINESVILLE. MOVE THE GATORS TO LA!!!

— bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) September 22, 2012

South stands is so empty the glare of the sun off of the stands could be a factor for the QBs today.

— Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) September 22, 2012

Bo Wallace looked ready to make that block, remembered it was Tulane and thought, "Protect the shoulder."

— Hugh Kellenberger (@KellenbergerGLF) September 22, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Geno Smith threw an incompletion. He's now in the double digits on the season. Washed up?

— David Ubben (@davidubben) September 22, 2012

As someone with a low sweat threshold, I feel for Will Muschamp, who always looks like someone just threw a cup of water in his face.

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) September 22, 2012

Also, Will Muschamp always looks like he doesn't know what he just said to deserve getting a cup of water thrown in his face.

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) September 22, 2012

Oh Muschamp. Girl you sweaty.

— Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) September 22, 2012

Tavon Austin goes out of bounds with a certain élan.

— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) September 22, 2012

Right now $7.8 million worth of #B1G coaches are losing to $800,000 worth of MAC/CUSA coaches.

— Mark Hasty (@MarkHasty) September 22, 2012

This is like watching two clowns try surgery.

— Janie Campbell (@itsjaniec) September 22, 2012

Admit it: Ohio State's exotic new punt formation that allowed all 11 UAB players & half their bench to block the punt was hilarious.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) September 22, 2012

Wisconsin piling on late vs UTEP, gonna move up five spots in the Coaches Poll at least.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 22, 2012

Based on my reading of the Terps sideline, they are about to run Peekaboo Nosetouch.

— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) September 22, 2012

Ferentz for Congress 2014.

— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 22, 2012

In case you don't follow these things closely, CMU isn't considered 1 of "good" MAC teams. But, hey, maybe that'll change. So buck up, Hawks

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 22, 2012

This is why there is no Big Ten chant.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 22, 2012

When Missouri gets tired of these uniforms they can sell them to Wyoming & just draw a hat and mustache on the tiger.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) September 22, 2012

Colorado/Wazzu... My God, FX just show I, Robot or something.

— bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) September 22, 2012

Lane Kiffin walked away from scoreboard @LindseyThiry: #USC C Khaled Holmes just announced on videoboard in Coliseum as the STARTER.

— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) September 22, 2012

Please exit. You are suspended. RT @insidetroy: #USC kicker Andre Heidari is kicking field goals off a tee during pregame warmups

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) September 22, 2012

Michigan missed out by not locating and naming the directional schools things like Univ. of the Upper Peninsula or Univ. of the Thumb.

— John Infante (@John_Infante) September 22, 2012

Skip Holtz out to walk into the AD's office and say, 'Dude, this one's on you. At Muncie? Are you kidding me!"

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 22, 2012

Oregon State overcomes its competitive disadvantage of open practices and talking about injuries to beat UCLA and likely move into Top 25.

— Bob Condotta (@bcondotta) September 22, 2012

Zach Mettenberger would have better ball security without a moustache

— Mark Schlabach (@Mark_Schlabach) September 22, 2012

Do the Germans have a word for the creeping dread entailed in the increasing chance that Ron Cherry will be calling your school's game?

— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) September 22, 2012

He couldn't find a bar that had the Pac-12 Network? RT @PedroMoura Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott is here for USC-Cal.

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) September 22, 2012

Defense couldn't stop a sentient loaf of bread

— His Holiness The Margi Lama (@Jerkwheatery) September 23, 2012

Tommy Rees is warming up for Notre Dame. And Michigan.

— DD (@BarkingCarnival) September 23, 2012

Self-interception. RT @JasonKirkSBN: Tommy Rees intercepted by Notre Dame? Is that how we score that

— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 23, 2012

Casually omitting mentioning Towson from LSU's schedule like that? Uh, they're only the defending CAA champs, buster!

— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) September 23, 2012

man, being jimbo's hide-the-play towel boy has to be tiring, doesn't it? that's like intermittent arm circles for four hours.

— bomani (@bomani_jones) September 23, 2012

#WDE RT @TWEsq I'm in a bar in Auburn and a toddler is in the middle of the dance floor with sidewalk chalk.

— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) September 23, 2012

Oregon scores college football's first Siamese touchdown.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) September 23, 2012