Twitter roundup: Week 6 Laff Riot

Tracking the Week 6 zeitgeist through the magic of social media.

Tracking the Week 6 zeitgeist through the magic of social media.

I feel like there's a certain level of spectacle that should overrule a penalty, and Utah achieved it on that long (non-)touchdown.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 5, 2012

Oh, dear lord. Utah's backup QB is 6-7? Please tell me Riley Cooper isn't his roommate.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 5, 2012

Spurrier mixing it up, jabbing Pac-12 on radio: "That other USC is not ranked as high as this USC. Maybe they need to change their logo."

— Josh Kendall (@JoshTheAthletic) October 4, 2012

@celebrityhottub I'm glad I'm not the only one who is infuriated by that. GO TO THE BIG PART YOU LOONS.

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) October 6, 2012

How come nobody has to play Guam in college football? Why can't I watch Texas Tech vs. Guam?

— man it’s a hot zone, (@Mobute) October 6, 2012

Just once I want them to hoist up a scary, knife-wielding clown in the background of College Gameday instead of a cheerleader.

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) October 6, 2012

We ready! @CollegeGameDay #CGDSigns pic.twitter.com/fnTk6e9O

— Jimmy Sappenfield (@jsappenfield) October 5, 2012

I was told earlier that if Corso picked Georgia, he would have to hold Ryan Seacrest

— Sir Big Spur (@Sir_Big_Spur) October 6, 2012

Ex-Notre Dame RB Darius Walker now working as a sideline guy for F/X. Unlike Tim Brewster, however, he will not accept payment in raw grain.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 6, 2012

Boise State treating Southern Miss like WELL LIKE A COW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

— Sports internet (@Sportsinternet1) October 6, 2012

This whole running thing isn't exactly "for" Brynn Renner.

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 6, 2012

After the extra point, an Auburn fan threw the football out of Jordan-Hare Stadium. Loud cheers from the home fans.

— Izzy Gould (@IzzyGould) October 6, 2012

Auburn has now played almost three full SEC games. Doesn't have an offensive play longer than 26 yards. #FlightAware

— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) October 6, 2012

@edsbs a billion dollars to Tyler Bray if he does it just to mess with the other team.

— Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) October 6, 2012

It's Year 6 or so of the Lou Holtz Mark May Notre Dame running feud. It never gets new.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 6, 2012

And we're tied in Austin, where the next event is the 110-meter hurdles.

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) October 6, 2012

I HATE SPORTS

— the chillwave enjoyer (@matt_T) October 6, 2012

Assuming nobody checked Tavon Austin's restrictor plates before this one? (I think that's a NASCAR joke. Help, @ESPNMcGee)

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 6, 2012

Memphis starts its drive at the Rice 27. It ends in a punt.

— John Martin (@JohnMartin929) October 7, 2012

Georgia doesn't rebuild soft underachieving teams. It just reloads.

— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 7, 2012

The record 101,851 people here at DKR aren't gonna hear jack about not being loud at this game. My kid is wearing gun headphones.

— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) October 7, 2012

If you think Bo Pelini's too intense maybe YOU should try coaching with a chip in your head that plays the Mortal Kombat song 23 hours a day

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 7, 2012

I BET DANA BIBLE WEARS A SHIRT INTO THE POOL.

— THE KEY PLAY (@thekeyplay) October 7, 2012

This is up there on my list of "Sad pieces of square pizza."

— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) October 7, 2012

@38Godfrey IMHO, most undergrad college fb fans are Laodiceans disguised as Pentacostals.

— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) October 7, 2012

Dana Holgorsen said team didn't commit any turnovers, "No, wait... lots of stuff goes through my head."

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 7, 2012

Geno Smith on Texas fans' "Geno Sucks!" chant: "I mean, where does that come from? Obviously, I don't suck."

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 7, 2012

Gonna be sprinkles with that vanilla ice cream in the O'Brien house tonight, y'all.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 7, 2012

That's odd, I saw a helmet to helmet hit and so did the pac12 official

— @DCTrojan (@DCTrojan) October 7, 2012

I'd like one of Oregon or WVU to play Alabama for the NC, then have them play each other in an exhibition game one week later.

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 7, 2012

Chip Kelly was asked after the game what Mariota and the island guys bring to the team. "A lot," he said. "First thing, macadamia nuts."

— Rob Moseley (@DuckFootball) October 7, 2012