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Ketchup on Your Mustard, Week of 12/13

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Shhh ... I know you would never intentionally miss a post. You don't have to apologize. Just read. I got you.

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1. Alabama Kicker Gets Handwritten Note from George W. Bush after Blowing Iron Bowl

2. Football Recruit Announces His Commitment to UT Vols with Insane Hairdo

3. Tiger Woods’ Half-Brother Arrested for “Joke” Bomb Threat on Government Building

4. Andrew McCutchen Proposes to Girlfriend on 'Ellen' (Spoiler Alert: She Said Yes)

5. Video: Shawne Merriman Walks Off ESPN's "Highly Questionable" Mid-Interview

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IKEA Life Improvement Project

1. Swedish Athlete or Affordable Furniture? Take the IKEA/Hockey Player Quiz

2. These People Want Your Money: A Pretty Book That Excessively Fawns Over Kevin Durant

3. Ranking the Washington Capitals Ugly Christmas Sweater Outfits

4. 49ers Give Seahawks Fan Warning Card for Standing Too Much at Game

5. Canadian Invents Alcohockey, a Hybrid Between Air Hockey and Beer Pong

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Comments to Relish*

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1. Vinny Cordoba on Tiger's half-brother:

Those wacky Woods boys. What a bunch of characters!

2. Bamaboshirey saw an unlikely shot that will never grace Youtube:

"I saw a similar shot just like it Monday night but it was an 8th grader from Good Hope Middle school in Alabama. His shot was better because it was at the buzzer at the end of the half to go up by three. He was in the corner facing the sideline going out of bounds on the baseline. His went in for a three. His was also underhanded and behind the back. Amazing. The sad thing was no one got it on film."

3. Graneme_OG pointed out how things would only get worse for the Knicks fan who went on an epic angry rant:

"Poor guy is also watching the Giants game..."

4. And tbost4321, for one, was not impressed with the crazy hairdo that a high school football player unveiled to announce his commitment to Tennessee:

"Nerlens Noel called. He wants his gimmick back."