Ketchup On Your Mustard, Week of 1/10

Things to read while you wait to find out if you're the next Penn State football coach.

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1. Hall of Fame Voters Take Notice: Steroid Baseball Rocked to the Xtreme

2. Video Gamechangers: The Best, Worst, and Most Overlooked Virtual Athletes of 2013

3. Here’s the Colts Comeback Visualized as a Poker Hand

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5. Professional Soccer Player Traded for Hotel Accommodations

Career-Minded Scribe Ryan Glasspiegel Strips Extra Mustard of Ryan Glasspiegel

It's with a heavy heart that we bid adieu to Ryan Glasspiegel, who joined Mustard shortly after its relaunch early last year and quickly became our most reliable contributor. The avowed Bieberologist will be bringing his admirable indefatigability to The Big Lead beginning next week. As a send-off, here's a look back at his most enduring posts.

• UCF Head Coach Says His QB's Girlfriend "Deserves 6 Million Googles"
• Watch an Angry Female Alabama Fan Jump an OU Student in the Sugar Bowl Stands
• Miami Heat Middle Finger Lady Identified as Widow/Shady Character Filomena Tobias
• This is What Jason Collins and Jason Segel Looked Like As High School Teammates
• Unreasonable Tyrant Chip Kelly Strips Eagles of Taco Tuesday and Fast Food Friday

Godspeed, Ryan. May you ever remain tougher than the rest of us.