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Presenting the Marshawn Lynch Useless Quote Generator

Let the Seahawks running back help you out the next time you don't feel like answering a question.

Sometimes you're just not in the mood to talk. Maybe it's been a long day, or a bad day, or maybe it's just that nobody's bribed you with Skittles yet.

Whatever the reason, we thought we'd make it easier the next time your boss, parent or significant other starts peppering you with questions you don't feel like answering.

We present the Marshawn Lynch Useless Quote Generator, featuring actual press conference responses from the Seahawks running back. Click the "Ask Marshawn" button below to get started.

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