Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 5
Without Andrew Luck, Thursday Night Football could be really bad this week. Time to start drinking.
Ohhhhh boy. Thursday Night Football could be a real stinker this week. Andrew Luck isn’t starting, and backup Matt Hasselbeck is dealing with a virus that had him at the hospital two days ago. Not to mention, Hasselbeck is 40 years old. So could we see 29-year-old career backup Josh Johnson in the game?
And on top of all that, it’s a Thursday night. All the ingredients are there for a horrendous game. Thankfully, our drinking game is back for another round.
Responsibly sip your drink when
- Someone mentions J.J. Watt’s motor
- There’s a commercial break without a DraftKings or Fanduel ad
- Andrew Luck’s beard commercial is shown
- You regret not picking up Arian Foster for your fantasy team
- CBS shows the clip of Vince Wilfork in overalls
- Andre Johnson’s Texans and Colts stats are compared
Take two sips when when
- Cameras catch Bill O’Brien swearing on the sidelines
- You can’t remember whether the Hasselbeck under center for the Colts is Tim or Matt
- You find yourself debating whether Hasselbeck is a better backup than Jim Sorgi
- You find yourself debating whether J.J. Watt is Houston’s best quarterback option
- Either team goes three-and-out
- You switch to the baseball game
Finish your drink when
- Andrew Luck doesn’t start
- Andrew Luck’s beard gets wet
- The Texans switch quarterbacks
- Oh my god, Josh Johnson has to replace Matt Hasselbeck
- Brian Cushing pukes
- You’re shown a J.J. Watt montage
- J.J. Watt ends up bloodied
- J.J. Watt ends a play without his helmet on
