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Former Cubs pitcher Dan Haren tweeted some fun stories from his career Monday. 

By Extra Mustard
January 04, 2016

Former MLB pitcher Dan Haren has a pretty entertaining Twitter account. While Haren may not have been the most exciting player on the field during a career spanning 13 seasons and eight teams, he has a pretty good personality on social media. 

Monday, apropos of nothing, Haren decided to share some pretty funny stories from his career. Here’s the full monologue:

Wait, what?

Huh, never heard that one before.

Same.

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