Samantha Hoopes Bae Watch
* - Total lie. Not going to happen. But still come and say hi.
Pro Wrestlers in High School
Move over Derek Jeter and your high school mullet (pic 32 in this gallery). There's a new best high school yearbook photo in town and it belongs to Brock Lesnar (with CM Punk a close second). Here's a look at all your favorite wrestlers in their high school yearbook. And if you want even more wrestling coverage, here's our weekly news and notes column.
Happy 55th Birthday, Barack Obama
Melina Martin: Lovely Lady of the Day
I have a theory that girls whose first and last names begin with the same letter are 10% hotter than girls whose name doesn't (see Anastasia Ashley, Sara Sampaio, Brittany Binger). Melina Martin is another example, and today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
Eight States With Best-Looking Girls
A dating app called Clover put out a list of the eight states with the best-looking girls and it is just awful. I'm from Massachusetts and there's no way in hell we produce hotter girls than Arizona or Florida. So here's my unofficial list: California, Texas, Arizona, Florida, New York, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois.
Dez Bryant vs. Dumbass Media
Most Fattening Meals at Chain Restaurants
Big Hands or Small Phones?
Presented Without Comment
Welcome to Rio!
Odds & Ends
A look inside the U.S. Basketball team's luxury cruise liner in Rio ... J.J. Watt's new shoe is kind of lame ... Robinson Cano and Felix Hernandez donned Flavor Flav clock necklaces to pay homage to David Ortiz ... The 100 funniest Olympics photos of all time ... 10 best pairs of white sneakers available right now ... Brazilian fans chanted "ZIKA" at Hope Solo ... Angry Vanilla Ice is the best Vanilla Ice.
Is That John Legend or Nila Kasitata?
A Film Noir About Matt Duffy's Cat Skeeter
A Film Not Noir About a Dog and His New Prosthetic Legs
A Long December
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