This is embarrassing.
Look at those! They’re slim fitting, darker than his usual ones and rest at the perfect high to reveal the Wolverines’ sponsor’s logo on his shoes. I was going to applaud his choice, and then I looked at my own legs.
Is my favorite pair of pants bad now because of Jim Harbaugh? Is he going to make people start associating slim-fit chinos with his wacky antics the way he did with pleated khakis? Do I have to go home and change?