54 Not So Terrible Fantasy Football Team Names

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Tuesday September 5th, 2017

Your fantasy football team probably isn’t going to be that good (sorry)—but at least you can hope to impress your friends with a clever team name. Or make them groan with an outrageously terrible one. Either way, we’ve got you covered. 

Below is a list of all our best, worst, funniest, punniest and otherwise noteworthy names for your team. Hopefully they’re not that bad. 

• Bilal Guys

• Diners, Drive-ins and Diggs

• Henne at Halftime

• Dunkirk Cousins

• Meet the Hooper

• Halfway Cooks

• Black Bortles

• White Welkers

• Hakuna Asiata

• Suh Fast Suh Furious

• Ngata, Ngata ... Ngata Gonna Work Here Anymore, Anyway

• Who Needs a House Out in Hackenberg

Paul Perkins!

• Tamme de Garcon

• Nathan Peterman For You

• Agholor of Money

• From Wentz You Came

• Golladay in Cambodia

• Settlers of Catanzaro

• Forgetting Brandon Marshall

• And He Shall Be Le’Veon, And He Shall Be A Good Man

• Stay Together For Jacquizz

• Jacquizz Aren’t Alright

• Flacco Earth Truthers

• Dezpacito

• Tuesdays with Torrey

• For Those About To Gronk

• Drank in my Kupp

• Issa Team

• Thielen Myself

• Forgive and Fournette

• Kamara Police

• No, My Name is Jeffery

• Free Mahomes

• Le’Veon or Die Hard

• Cooks Essentials

• Gurley Man

• Kelce Grammar

• Ameer Mortal

• How much wood could a Woodhead chuck if a Woodhead could chuck wood

• Paul Blart: Mall Kupp

• Paul Blart: Mall Kupp 2

• Robin Hood and his Perriman

• Siemian just want to watch the world burn

• SproleCycle

• Will Tye the Science Guy

• Charmander, Charmeleon, Charcandrick

• For Country, For Nation, Forbath

• Summer Brees

• Dak That Azz Up

• Pryor Experience

• Three’s A Crowder

• Le’Veon Quotidien

• I like Wil Lutz and I cannot lie

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