The MLS XI, Week 14: Center backs dominate, Real Salt Lake capitulates

MLS vacation mode: activated. After a jam-packed schedule in the past few weeks, this past weekend’s slate of MLS games will be the last action most teams will see for a while as the FIFA international break takes hold (save for three games on June 10, the regular season goes on hiatus until June 17). In Week 14 of MLS, some teams went into the break on a high, while others looked like they already had one foot out the door. Regardless, and as always, there were plenty of highlights.
Here's what stood out the most:
I: Big men, big impact
And thus the soccer gods decreed that MLS Week 14 be known as The Week Of The Center Back. A single weekend of league action featured six goals from five defensive specialists, including two from a single player and one apiece for both of NYCFC’s men in the middle.
However, the most unexpected may have from from Sporting Kansas City’s Ike Opara, who opened the scoring in a 3–0 win over Minnesota United with this worm-burner from long range. The way he celebrated, you’d think he scores this kind of goal all the time. He doesn’t.
HT: #SportingKC grab a 1-0 lead thanks to this late first-half goal by Ike Opara: https://t.co/zH3dOM3vKH #SKCvMIN https://t.co/Ji3JPmQi31
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 3, 2017
Another particularly unusual center back goal came from Vancouver Whitecaps bruiser Kendall Waston. Check out this striker-like bit of strength and finishing from the Costa Rican to get the first non-headed goal of his career:
.@kwaston88 se pone el traje de supérheroe y empata el partido para los locales. #VANvATL 1-1 pic.twitter.com/OQNqXPqd4Q
— MLS Español (@MLSes) June 3, 2017
That wasn’t enough for the big man. Later that half he scored a much more conventional center back’s goal:
.@kwaston88 back to what he knows best - scoring with his head! Brace for the big man. https://t.co/BfKfrJKuGr
— Vancouver Whitecaps FC (@WhitecapsFC) June 3, 2017
Meanwhile in the Bronx, New York City FC came back from a 1–0 deficit against Philadelphia thanks to goals from center backs Maxime Chanot and Alexander Callens, both of whom scored their first MLS goals in the 2–1 win:
Two goals.
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 3, 2017
Three points.
Not a bad day in the Bronx for @NYCFC. #NYCvPHI pic.twitter.com/NR4gBKOutF
The Revolution’s Benjamin Angoua might have had the easiest job of any goal-scoring center back in the league, seeing as he had to out-muscle precisely nobody to get his head to this ball. That Toronto defense was pretty indicative of the rest of the game. The Revs won 3–0.
Want to know the really crazy thing about all those goals? That’s every goal scored by a center back over the weekend of Week 14, and all of them were either equalizers or winners.
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II: This just about sums up RSL’s week
Real Salt Lake lost 5–1 at Houston on Wednesday, then followed that up with a 6–2 loss at Dallas on Saturday. If one were to sum those results up in a shot attempt, it would be this:
III: Reds in a sea of purple
Ordinarily a 0–0 draw at home wouldn’t get a rousing ovation from the fans, but ordinarily a team isn’t playing that game down a man for 40 minutes, then down two men for an additional 24 minutes.
Were Orlando’s fans cheering bad sportsmanship? No. They were applauding their team’s resolve after one of the worst red card decisions you’ll see in the league this year.
Check out Rafael Ramos’ innocuous collision with Brandon Vincent, and wonder what referee Ted Unkel saw that made him issue a straight red:
Take a look at that call again.
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 5, 2017
Do you think this was worthy of a straight red? #MLS #ORLvCHI https://t.co/X7UY2w7WuD
The second ejection came in the second half, and it’s a little more understandable than the first (which isn’t saying much)
We know how you felt about the first red card.
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 5, 2017
What do you think about this one? #MLS #ORLvCHI https://t.co/vu8sTsI6ci
IV: Tifo of the week
This two-pole banner isn’t technically a tifo but it’s too well-placed to overlook. Somebody actually thought to bring this to a game before two red cards were handed out in that game.
Timely 2-pole spotted in Orlando @ halftime by the FS1 cameras:#ORLvCHI pic.twitter.com/uXvZBVkPOj
— Charles Boehm (@cboehm) June 5, 2017
V: Back in Goonies mode
Speaking of scoring winners, that’s something Alan Gordon knows how to do quite well. The forward made a habit of scoring late goals in previous stops around MLS (especially in San Jose), and he took that habit to Colorado this week with a late winner in a 2–1 result against Columbus:
WHAT. A. FINISH.
— Colorado Rapids (@ColoradoRapids) June 4, 2017
👀 Alan Gordon's match winner off the cross from @JoshuaGatt#Rapids96#COLvCLB https://t.co/6KSmvBWJaf
VI: Three touches from Diego Valeri
Here are two exquisite ones:
The. Breakthrough. Goal.
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 3, 2017
Guess who? @DiegoDv8 for @TimbersFC. #PORvSJ https://t.co/hVgotktdfn
And here is a fortunate one:
Una vez más @DiegoDv8 aprovecha un remate y la manda al fondo de la red. #PORvSJ 2-1 pic.twitter.com/g5CwWm4ouN
— MLS Español (@MLSes) June 3, 2017
Together, they equaled both goals for Portland in a 2–0 win over San Jose on Friday.
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VII: What were you doing at 16?
Were you scoring goals in a professional soccer league? Well, Jesus Ferreira has you beat. The FC Dallas homegrown talent bagged his first goal at the age of 16 years and 161 days, the second-youngest in the history of the league (it’s safe to assume that the record, belonging to a 14 year and 320-day old Freddy Adu, will likely never be beaten):
Congratulations, @Jesusfcd27.
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 4, 2017
The second youngest player to score in MLS history! pic.twitter.com/XqqLNEIa4V
If the name Ferreira looks familiar on the back of an FC Dallas jersey, it’s because Jesus’ father David played for the team from 2009-2013, winning MLS MVP in 2010.
VIII: Just like they drew it up
Two posts and bundled home. What a weird, weird way to score a goal.
IX: Free kick of the week
It may not be direct, but you better believe that Montreal’s decision to take this free kick quickly helped open up Blerim Dzemiali for his first MLS goal in the Impact’s 1–0 win over the New York Red Bulls:
La rapidité d'esprit de Bernier, le 1-2 de Nacho et le but de Dzemaili!
— CF Montréal (@cfmontreal) June 4, 2017
Watch Dzemaili's goal from the sideline!#IMFC #MTLvNY pic.twitter.com/3J2U1wVMxm
X: Where there’s a Will there’s a way
Will Bruin scored 50 regular season goals in six seasons with the Houston Dynamo, but he made his former team pay with a typically gritty finish in Seattle’s 1–0 win on Sunday night.
FT: Who else but Will Bruin? His goal gives @SoundersFC the 1-0 win over @HoustonDynamo.#SEAvHOU: https://t.co/Mh2DqTBVke pic.twitter.com/oxpwXxjrsk
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 5, 2017
XI: Woodwork strikes again
Here’s how close D.C. United was to three points against the LA Galaxy:
CROSSBAR! @dcunited inches away from the opening goal. #DCvLA pic.twitter.com/frmeIA00VI
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) June 4, 2017
The game ended 0–0 despite some excellent chances from both sides (like that one).
