The MLS XI, Week 4: Another Red Bulls Stampede, LA Braces for Zlatan

MLS Week 4 was as much about what happened off the field as what occurred on it.
Official word came Friday that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is indeed coming to conquer Los Angeles and America, and when the Galaxy introduced a lion side by side with its father Zlatan, the excitement level and reality of his arrival both sank in. It's possible that Ibrahimovic, fresh off an injury layoff with Manchester United, plays for the Galaxy as soon as this weekend's first derby vs. LAFC, and that will certainly be a must-see Hollywood event.
On the field, there were plenty of highlights, too. The New York Red Bulls and Columbus Crew continued to stockpile points while proving doubters wrong, while eye-opening equalizers and points accrued by shorthanded teams were scattered across the six-game Saturday slate.
Here's the best from another abbreviated week across the league:
I. You shouldn't be sleeping on the Red Bulls
Says the guy who picked them to miss the playoffs. All credit to Jesse Marsch's side for taking Minnesota United to the woodshed with some absolutely beautiful play. Bradley Wright-Phillips scored two more goals, while Alex Muyl, much maligned for his early-season play, delivered what may wind up being the assist of the season with this gorgeous long ball forward for BWP.
BWP is up for @ATT Goal of the Week for this beauty.
— New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) March 26, 2018
🗳➡️ https://t.co/nyEH7mVNmJ#RBNY pic.twitter.com/f8fpT0mLZL
The upcoming Concacaf Champions League semifinals vs. Chivas Guadalajara and back-to-back clashes at the Galaxy and vs. NYCFC on April 28 and May 5 will give us a great barometer of how good this team really is, but the early returns are incredibly promising and a testament to the framework Marsch has in place for whoever steps on the field donning red.
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II. This is an impressive stat
So, yeah, Wright-Phillips has been a pretty decent signing.
III. This is impressive signage
So, yeah, Red Bulls fans are in good early-season form, too.
Marsch Madness, not #MarchMadness. #RBNY pic.twitter.com/rCljQiQvvx
— New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) March 26, 2018
IV. Galaxy stumble amid absences
The goals will come for the Galaxy, but with injuries and international absences decimating Sigi Schmid's lineup, the club struggled in a 0-0 draw vs. Vancouver. Of note, though, was Schmid rolling to a three-man back and a two-forward set, which figures to eventually have Ibrahimovic and Ola Kamara teaming together up top. Speaking of Kamara ...
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V. Ola gets it done overseas
It shouldn't shock anyone if Kamara outscores Ibrahimovic the rest of the way this season, given his track record and start with his new club. And while the Galaxy were busy introducing the man who will steal the headlines from him, he thrashed World Cup-bound Australia to the tune of a hat trick. Don't sleep on LA's "other" forward.
💥💥💥@OlaKamara scored a hat trick today for 🇳🇴 @nff_landslag: https://t.co/BqywHneyHB pic.twitter.com/9tKU4Ise78
— LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) March 23, 2018
VI. Welcome to MLS, rookie
There was probably just something on the BC Place turf that caused Tomas Hilliard-Arce to stumble like this ...
Don't hurt 'em, Techera. 🙈 #VANvLA pic.twitter.com/kzll3PU7Cp
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 25, 2018
VII. This is how you equalize
Sporting Kansas City has gone from the team that played the most grind-it-out games in the league to the one that entertains every time out. And this stoppage-time equalizer from Diego Rubio–off Khiry Shelton's back-heel assist–to salvage a 2-2 draw vs. Colorado certainly dazzled.
Sub in, score a goal! Diego Rubio equalizes for @SportingKC. This one's not over yet... #COLvSKC https://t.co/EXp5Ny2JER
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 25, 2018
VIII. This, too, is how you equalize
Well hello, Sebastian Blanco! Though the most important aspect of this match for Portland is Diego Chara's return to action for the first time all season. Timbers fans will happily welcome more 90-minute shifts from their key midfield cog.
Just gonna spend the rest of the day watching this over and over again.😄 #RCTID #DALvPOR pic.twitter.com/otLkJ1LDhI
— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) March 24, 2018
IX. Federico Higuain, the 50-50 man
The 50-goal, 50-assist club in MLS is an exclusive one, and it has a 19th member. Federico Higuain joined countryman Diego Valeri as the only active ones of it with his two-assist showing in yet another impressive showing for Gregg Berhalter's Columbus Crew, a 3-1 win over D.C. United.
HISTORY!
— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) March 24, 2018
Pipa assists on @RicoC13's go-ahead goal for his 5️⃣0️⃣ assist with #CrewSC!#CLBvDC pic.twitter.com/eXIUvGpTkg
🖤💛#Legend 🖤💛 pic.twitter.com/NkJNWaMWAL
— The Crew (@ColumbusCrew) March 24, 2018
The match also featured goalscorers for the Crew that are 16 years apart in age, with 19-year-old Milton Valenzuela opening the scoring and 35-year-old Ricardo Clark tallying the eventual game-winner.
X. Landon scores in San Jose
The year is 2003. You're told that in 15 years, Landon Donovan, fresh off retirement, will return to San Jose playing for his Mexican club and strike a game-winning golazo. The world is a mysterious place sometimes.
So we know you all want to see it...
— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) March 25, 2018
Here's @landondonovan's opening goal for @clubleon. pic.twitter.com/eBcZ4XdRJU
XI. This makes NYCFC's U-17s world champions, right?
O.K., we'll take it down a peg or 10, but NYCFC's youth team beating Real Madrid in the Generation Adidas Cup youth tournament is certainly an eye-opener.
Come for the @NYCFC U-17s beating Real Madrid in #GACup action, stay for the goal celebration. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/1Gb6nFlnxD
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 26, 2018
On the senior level, NYCFC remained unbeaten through four games, though it failed to win for the first time in a slightly disappointing 2-2 draw vs. the New England Revolution. That it, like the Galaxy, was decimated by absences certainly played a role, but Ismael Tajouri's second-half double brought the club back from a goal down on a pair of occasions, furthering the narrative that the club's attack can succeed without the injured David Villa.
