A Poem, Comprised Entirely of Words Taken From Headlines About Dwight Howard Author:Luke WinkiePublish date:Jul 8, 2013 Michael Buckner/WireImageTurmoil, confusion, needles spurned?What will theysay?Dwightmare inH-Town?Slim ThugagainstHollywood, Jack Nicholson, and #STAY?Celebrate Rockets fans!JoinsChandlerandHarden, Howard is here for basketball reasons!Free agency winner!Nothing else matters. He bets it allon the next couple seasons!Wait,hecanopt-outin 2016?Oh, Dwight, don't be so mean.Latest NewsCountry Music Star Luke Combs Blasts Panthers After Reported Brian Burns Trade Tiki Barber Comes Out Winner in Feud With Saquon BarkleyESPN Badly Misspelled ‘San Francisco,’ and College Basketball Fans Were HowlingKyle Pitts Teases Number Change After Kirk Cousins’s Reported SigningThe 10 Best NFL Players’ Reactions to a Frenetic Day of Free Agency on Social Media