A couple weeks back, we told you about the Ohio golf course that procured two of those Bubba Watson hovercrafts. It was impossible to watch the accompanying clip without imagining oneself behind the wheel, jetting around recklessly and taunting the unfortunate suckers on the course who were playing regular golf with regular golf carts. So awesome.
Then Darren Rovell had to go and ruin everything with his facts:
While this policy of protecting their dual $58,000 investments makes sense from Windy Knoll's perspective, getting driven around at 5 miles per hour by some skittish caddy sorta makes the whole idea of hovercraft golf carts a bit less compelling.