Ryan Glasspiegel
Thursday August 1st, 2013

adam jones @simplyaj10: Thx to @alleeyah17 for making arguably the sickest cake I've ever seen. I mean it's perfect in all fashions. I have some great friends in my circle. Appreciate u all

"Popeye's is too good," Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld recently on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (5:40-mark). "After you have Popeye's, you need one of those Men In Black memory sticks to erase your memory or else you'll come back to this place every day."

True story. Happy Birthday, Jonesy. [H/T Deadspin]

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