You know, it was only 10 short years ago that famous people didn't have to worry about their conniving girlfriends or boyfriends broadcasting any unflattering moment in their lives to millions and millions of people. We never did get to see Arnold Palmer passed out in his Floridian bungalow or whatever. So god bless the information age for giving us this amazing photo of an unconscious Rory McIlroy and his giant, droopy mouth.
The photo was tweeted
by Danish tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, who's been dating McIlroy since at least 2011. Far as I'm concerned, this is the definitive image of Rory—I mean, those glasses.
It's certainly what I'm going to think about next time he winds up +9 at the Masters.