Brett Smiley
Sunday December 15th, 2013


If you've ever wondered what Colin Kaepernick and other NFL passers would look like with large, coiffed manes and gobs of makeup … why? What prompted it? We're not judging—it's sincere curiosity. That's just not the type of thing most people think about. Please explain in detail in the comments.

But first: Your question has been answered.

The perverse minds at Mandatory, who previously brought us a gallery of NFL QB's if they were bald, have now imagined the NFL QBs as drag queens. Someone get Drag Phillip Rivers a cooking show. [Mandatory]

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