Ryan Glasspiegel
Thursday January 2nd, 2014

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ha-mjZoIUE#t=111]

The clip above shows Manchester United midfielder Shinji Kagawa and FC Nürnberg attacker Hiroshi Kiyotake taking on, and handily defeating, a crew of 55 children. After some easy warm-ups against "just" 33 kids, the action heats up around the six-minute-mark.

Unsurprisingly, the youths displayed some pretty poor strategy. About 25 of them should've gotten together and stormed the ball-handler, leaving more than half the team to try the same thing again if the first attempt resulted in a narrow escape.

Anyone who speaks Japanese and wants to translate the announcers for us will receive some very valuable internet cred. [Daily Picks and Flicks]

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