The clip above shows Manchester United midfielder Shinji Kagawa and FC Nürnberg attacker Hiroshi Kiyotake taking on, and handily defeating, a crew of 55 children. After some easy warm-ups against "just" 33 kids, the action heats up around the six-minute-mark.
Unsurprisingly, the youths displayed some pretty poor strategy. About 25 of them should've gotten together and stormed the ball-handler, leaving more than half the team to try the same thing again if the first attempt resulted in a narrow escape.
Anyone who speaks Japanese and wants to translate the announcers for us will receive some very valuable internet cred. [Daily Picks and Flicks]