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Fax Us Your Signing Day Letter of Intent, Whatever You Intend to Do: (917) 410-7187

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Just because you're not declaring your intent to join a collegiate football team today doesn't mean you should be excluded from the joys of using obsolete technology to announce your plans.

So on this National Signing Day, we want a letter of intent from you. Fax your letter, detailing what you intend to do, to (917) 410-7187, and we'll give your announcement the national media coverage it deserves.

That number again is (917) 410-7187.

We'll post whatever we receive, so long as it won't get us fired or arrested.

Update: Here's what we've received so far.

Bring the Superbowl to Kraków, Poland:

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Get a haircut:

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Use an unauthorized hashtag:

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Break our fax machine:

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Stop having to use a fax machine:

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Uh...

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Marry a swimsuit model (you've got a better chance at a real letter of intent):

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Save the world:

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Double our ink costs:

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Send us a fax accidentally:

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Write something as subtle as a brick:

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Perform a noble act:

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Shameless trolling:

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Pick on poor Lou Holtz:

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