Sam Page
Monday February 17th, 2014

Inside every American is a T.J. Oshie, ready to proudly represent his or her country in its most desperate hour. Case in point: this video from Improv Everywhere, in which unsuspecting pedestrians on the streets of New York are roped into a triumphant torch run.

Now let's get the CIA knocking on the doors of everyone in the clip who wouldn't take the torch. [Improv Everywhere]

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