On August 2, the Tampa Bay Rays will give away a Joe Maddon Mr. Potato Head doll because Mr. Potato Head looks an awful lot like Joe Maddon.
I'm not a fan of the Rays, but I feel as though I'd be doing myself a disservice if I didn't make an effort to acquire this Joe Maddon Mr. Potato Head doll, which will eventually occupy its own wing in the Fan Giveaway Hall of Fame.
Obligatory split pic:
[H/T/ to @RMooneyTBO for the find