Charles Barkley In College
Auburn's War Eagle Reader uncovered this great video of Charles Barkley in college discussing his favorite nicknames including "Sir Loin", "Boy Gorge", "The Round Mound of Rebound" and (my personal favorite), "The Leaning Tower of Pizza." SI's Alexander Wolff visited Auburn in March 1984 to profile Barkley and his improbable rise to stardom:
"In three seasons Barkley has become a mythic figure in the SEC—larger than life and just about everything else. At Tennessee, someone dressed as a Domino's Pizza deliveryman approached Barkley in the pregame layup line to take his order. Kentucky forward Winston Bennett calls Barkley 'a cartoon character.' Says Auburn assistant coach Mack McCarthy, 'He loves LSU fans best of all because they're so nasty.'
The preferred epithet in Baton Rouge is Fat Boy. But you could construct a thesaurus entry of the nicknames Barkley has inspired in his travels: Bread Truck, the Love Boat, Food World, the Crisco Kid, the Wide Load from Leeds, Ton of Fun, the Leaning Tower of Pizza, the Goodtime Blimp and the prevailing Round Mound of Rebound are just a few. 'He's my favorite player in college basketball,'says Oklahoma's Wayman Tisdale, who played withBarkley at the Sports Festival. 'I call him the Eighth Wonder of the World.'"
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"I think if Geno Smith were in this draft class, he'd be the number one (QB)"
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The staff at Alabama's Gorgas Library would prefer you do not yell "Roll Tide" in their facility.
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Dwight Howard plays 1-on-1 against a little kid, rejects him and then gets taken to school on the next play.
Charles Barkley Auburn Highlights
You've seen the photos. Now watch Sir Charles in action at Auburn.
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