If you've ever thought to yourself, "I might be able to take Ronda Rousey," you're wrong. You just... are, unless you're a professional MMA fighter or have found a way to have Tank from the Matrix implant jiu-jitsu skills into your brain.
Anyhow, Comedian Pete Holmes of his eponymous show on TBS recently risked life and limb in the ring with Rousey, who needed only 66 seconds on Saturday to defend her UFC women's bantamweight title against Olympic silver medalist in wrestling, Sara McMann.
As you can see by the way Rousey splayed Holmes butterfly-style like a cut of steak, the fitness-challenged Holmes didn't offer much resistance. Check out some GIF highlights.
Finally Pete almost got her: