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Keith Olbermann's Rant on Barry Bonds Makes Me Feel Like My Dad is Yelling at Me


Shhh guys, Keith Olbermann is mad.  Barry Bonds has returned to baseball as a special hitting coach with the SF Giants, and Olbermann has taken the opportunity to tell us why Bonds is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad guy. Olbermann got all of his feelings out in this five and a half minute (!!) rant, because sometimes you just need to vent, you know?

Here are some notable quotes:

Your career, your character, and your life have been weighed in the balance and found wanting.


I have advice for you: Get Lost.


This phony rehabilitation will not stand.


Good.  That means it disappoints you and hurts you.  Every year when it does not happen it will disappoint you and hurt you.  When the glow of this unforgivable cameo is long gone and the decade's past, and you are an old man and generations of fans know none of your lost greatness and know only that your numbers are as dishonest as the NK presidential election results, it will still disappoint you and hurt you.


ATONE.  Or get lost.


Yeeeeeeesh.  I'm going to hide in my room until this blows over.
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