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The Marlins are Offering Opening Day Tickets for $13 on Groupon

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Believe it or not, people aren't lined up around the block for Miami Marlins tickets. The situation's so bad, in fact, the Marlins have put a deal up on popular discount site Groupon offering Opening Day seats -- PLUS a voucher for another future tickets -- for just $13 a pop.

The Marlins have a history of Groupon deals, including last year's Opening Day tickets, which went for $45. But this year Marlins fans can pay even less to sit in the seats they paid to build and watch the terrible team the Jeffrey Loria barely paid to build.

Considering we were once offered three bitcoins for Marlins tickets -- now worth $1,915 -- maybe this is an ever better deal than it seems.

[The Big Lead]

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