Brendan Maloy
Thursday March 27th, 2014

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The Chicago White Sox have unveiled several new menu items for the fast approaching baseball season, but there's one that stands out above the rest: a ten-scoop, three pound ice-cream helmet.

The behemoth is filled with strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream, covered with whipped cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry sauces and topped with bananas and cherries, all for only $17, making it the frontrunner for best deal in any ballpark.

So next time you find yourself on the south side of Chicago on a 100 degree July day, be sure to swing by U.S. Cellular Field for a helmet filled with long-term health issues. [For The Win]

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