Sam Page
Monday April 7th, 2014

Screen Shot 2014-04-07 at 4.15.23 PM via @mikemanchini

UConn students are pumped that their Huskies are in the NCAA basketball championship...unless they're in Resident Assistant Derek's dorm. Listen, you're either #cheeringforthelaundry or a despicable bandwagon fan, so get off Derek's floor.

Those final two lines are chilling. It's true, folks: no matter win or lose, Derek will still be there to tell you how much fun is appropriate. Joy is fleeting and ultimately elusive. So respect quiet hours. [@mikemancini via SB Nation]

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