UConn RA Bans NCAA Championship Game Fun in Email
UConn students are pumped that their Huskies are in the NCAA basketball championship...unless they're in Resident Assistant Derek's dorm. Listen, you're either #cheeringforthelaundry or a despicable bandwagon fan, so get off Derek's floor.
Those final two lines are chilling. It's true, folks: no matter win or lose, Derek will still be there to tell you how much fun is appropriate. Joy is fleeting and ultimately elusive. So respect quiet hours. [@mikemancini via SB Nation]