Bills Center Eric Wood Autographed a Wooden Pickle and an Eviction Notice
Buffalo Bills center Eric Wood took to Twitter to show off some of the more eccentric items fans have sent him to sign, including a ping pong paddle, an eviction notice, and a wooden pickle, which we hope is a nod to Wood's resemblance to the child from Bad Santa.
Based on the accompanying note with the eviction letter, a fan was hoping the offensive lineman's autograph would help them go to court and "block" their landlord from throwing them out, which is a decent pun, but a very poor legal strategy.
In conclusion, Eric Wood will sign whatever you send him, because being famous is super weird.
3 of my favorite signed items so far: wooden pickle, eviction notice, and ping pong paddle. I lol'd at the eviction pic.twitter.com/ZIIpFEfbtA
— Eric Wood (@EWood70) April 29, 2014