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Bills Center Eric Wood Autographed a Wooden Pickle and an Eviction Notice

(via @ewood70/Twitter) (via @ewood70/Twitter)

Buffalo Bills center Eric Wood took to Twitter to show off some of the more eccentric items fans have sent him to sign, including a ping pong paddle, an eviction notice, and a wooden pickle, which we hope is a nod to Wood's resemblance to the child from Bad Santa.

Based on the accompanying note with the eviction letter, a fan was hoping the offensive lineman's autograph would help them go to court and "block" their landlord from throwing them out, which is a decent pun, but a very poor legal strategy.

In conclusion, Eric Wood will sign whatever you send him, because being famous is super weird.

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