Brendan Maloy
Friday May 2nd, 2014

As you likely know by now, Jameis Winston was caught stealing crab legs from a supermarket in Florida earlier this week. The internet has had quite a bit to say about Winston's run-in with the law, but it seems like the people over at the Texas A&M site have put together the definitive take.

By pitting everyone's favorite crab, Sebastian of The Little Mermaid, against Winston, set to the music of Les Miserables, literature's most famous tale of shoplifting gone wrong, this video is truly why the Internet was invented. Watch and enjoy, and make sure you pay for everything in your cart the next time you are at the store. [GoodBullHunting]

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