Tuesday May 13th, 2014

Plenty has been made of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend following his getting drafted by the St. Louis Rams. Finally, our country's voice of reason, Stephen Colbert, has weighed in on the incident and everyone's response to it. Like everything Colbert does, it's basically perfect.

Also on Extra Mustard: Not Sure How To Talk To Your Kids About Michael Sam? This Video Will Tell You

Colbert calls a foul on Sam for "holding" and "unnecessary tenderness," wonders whether Sam should be in the MLB because he went directly to first base, and figured out what to tell your kids when they ask the difficult questions ("Daddy, can we stop watching the 7th round of the NFL Draft?"). Pretty much every issue surrounding Sam's draft and his boyfriend, all taken care of in one 4-minute clip.

[Colbert Report]


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