Dan Treadway
Wednesday May 21st, 2014

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Only hours after it was announced that PGA player Rory McIlroy had broken off his engagement with tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, Irish bookmaker Paddy Power released odds on who McIlroy's next girlfriend will be.

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It's true when they say you really can bet on anything because, although at first I assumed this tweet was just a marketing ploy, Paddy Power has actually listed the bet on their website.

Anyhow, right now McIlroy's ex-girlfriend Holly Sweeney is a strong favorite at 3/1, but I like to think that every bet made on this is a net-loss for humanity as a whole.

Buuut I will say that Miley Cyrus at 80/1 is pretttty salty. [Metro UK]

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