Tuesday July 8th, 2014

Chad Johnson seems to be loving the CFL, but one thing he's not loving is the hefty parking tickets he's accumulated since moving there:

Also on Extra Mustard: Is this the most compelling evidence yet that LeBron is considering a return to Cleveland?

The Montreal Allouettes import doesn't speak French and can't read Montreal's parking signs, and appealed to Mayor Denis Coderre for help. Coderre has yet to reply, but another Quebequois did:

Ooh, burn!

Johnson, perhaps with the assistance of Google Translate, replied in French, "I am here for love, I love you."

Perhaps the best thing Ochocinco can do now is buy Rosetta Stone and change his nickname to Huitcinq.

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