5. Pain pills
Legendary baseball player Mel Clarke has been on the DL for the entire season, and he wants to convince cantankerous Angels manager George Knox to let him play again. Unfortunately, things don't go as planned:
CLARKE: When am I getting off the injured list?
KNOX: How's never sound? You're here 'cause you got a contract that pays you to be here. You blew your arm out. Played on too many pain pills.
CLARKE: Pain pills? Hey, you were the one stuffing 'em down my throat five years ago.
The intricacies of performance-related drug dependency are a little harsh for young minds, aren't they?