Tuesday July 22nd, 2014

It appears that the Spanish Segunda División is soccer's answer to the minor league baseball, because these guys cannot stop with the outrageous uniforms.

On the heels of Monday's announcement from CD Lugo of both beer and octopus themed kits, Cutural y Deportiva Leonesa showed off their tremendous tuxedo shirt uniforms.

Also on Extra Mustard: The Triple-A El Paso Chihuahuas unveil amazing uniforms

While these formal jerseys don't appear to be on sale yet, it is probably worth postponing your wedding or any other black tie events you may be planning until they are available so that you can look your best while supporting a low-level Spanish soccer club.

-Brendan Maloy

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