Miami Marlins rightfielder Giancarlo Stanton is great at baseball, particularly the part where you hit a ball as far as you can.
He showed off that skill set on Monday night with a two-homer game, the second of which went onto the Marlins Park Budweiser Balcony, earning fans in that section a free beer.
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Stanton's blast traveled a mammoth 470 feet, the Marlins announcers reported.
If free beer and 470-foot home runs can't get the people of Miami to show up to a baseball game, maybe all hope is lost.