Saturday August 16th, 2014

Today's terrible first pitch is brought to you by Miss Texas, which occurred before Saturday's Rangers-Angels game. 

Hey, at least she's got a smile on her face after throwing the ball into the ground. 

[FTW]

-- Alex Suskind

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