Saturday August 30th, 2014

ESPN decided to kick off the start of college football with the Jimmy Kimmel School of Comedy, releasing a video featuring head coaches reading mean tweets about themselves. So if you ever wanted to hear Michigan's Brady Hoke say that he wears hot dog water cologne, today is your lucky day.

Clearly the favorite here is Dan Mullen quoting Christmas Vacation.

[The Big Lead]

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