Wednesday September 17th, 2014

The Dallas Stars unveiled a new mascot named Victor E. Green for the new season, and he is pretty difficult to classify.

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Some fans took to Twitter to try to suss out exactly what Victor is.

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Luckily, Extra Mustard has used its extensive knowledge of mascot taxonomy to discover Victor E. Green's exact DNA and he is two parts Phillie Phanatic, one part Fraggle. You are welcome.


Brendan Maloy


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