Monday September 22nd, 2014

With Kirk Cousins-sanity gripping the Washington metro area, one Maryland store decided it was time sell off all of its merchandise related to washed-up, totally useless, past his prime, 24-year-old, former No. 2 pick Robert Griffin III. 

South Park takes on the Washington Redskins' nickname controversy

Cousins quarterbacked Washington in a 37-34 loss to the Eagles Sunday. He is now 1-4 in his career as a starter. But one fan called in to a Washington sports radio show to say he thought Cousins was being a team player and lost the game on purpose.

Cousins is the man in charge in Washington until Griffin returns from his dislocated ankle. Washington fans can stock up on cheap merchandise while they wait.

- Dan Gartland

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