Monday September 29th, 2014

Despite missing out on the MLB postseason by just one game, Seattle Mariners' relief pitcher Tom Wilhelmsen was still unable to find a reason to turn down, resulting in this glorious end of the season celebration.

Missouri QB Maty Mauk runs over Steve Spurrier on the sidelines

If this is the quality of dancing that a near miss of the playoffs earns, what kind of poetry in motion could Wilhelmsen have had in store for the world if the Mariners had made it to October?

Dallas Cowboys perform 'Landry Shift' in Week 4 win 

Brendan Maloy

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